Phreaky Phonez Funny SMS
A small collection of funny SMS messages
ID: 2
Added on: 19/02/2006 18:24:35
Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle picking trip it has been decided to open up the trip to Asylum seekers
ID: 3
Added on: 19/02/2006 18:25:29
Police in Morecombe have found another Chink dead at his hotel face down in a bowl of museli they think a strong current pulled him under
ID: 4
Added on: 19/02/2006 18:25:36
Paddys wife ready to give birth he rushes her to hospital on arrival midwife asks is she dilated Paddy says Jaysus shes over the fucking moon
ID: 7
Added on: 19/02/2006 18:26:04
The Vagina is the best rehabilitation centre in the world even the most violent and hardest prick comes out humble and reduced in size
ID: 8
Added on: 19/02/2006 18:26:07
The sponsers of Leicester City Walkers crisps are to bring out a new flavour its to be called assualt n finger her
